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Post  ganda10101 on Sat May 15, 2010 7:21 pm

Heres Mine..

Host : Ano ang ginagamit na floatation device sa dagat upang hindi ka malunod?
Clue : starts with the letter S (salbabida) Beep!
Contestant : Sirena?
Host : Hinde! Hindi ito babae. Beep!
Contestant : Siyokoy?
Host : Hindi! Hindi ito lalake. Beep!
Contestant : Siyoke?
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H : What is the national tree of the Philippines?
Clue : Starts with the letter “N” (narra)
C : Niyog?
H : Mas matigas pa diyan.
C : (In a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!
H: Hindi namumunga
C: NIYOG NA BAOG (In a strong-sounding voice)
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H : Ano ang total ng 2 + 2? (4)
C : Three!
H : Hinde, mas mataas pa diyan.
C : (In a high pitched voice) Three!
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H : Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?
Clue : “B” ang simula (Bagumbayan)
C : Sa back?
H : O sige, pwede rin na ang simula ay “L” (Luneta)
C : Sa likod?
H : Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, “R.P” and initials ng modern
name niya (Rizal Park)
C : Sa rear part?
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H : Ano ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag ikaw ay nalulunod?
Clue : “L” ang simula ng pangalan niya. (lifeguard)
C : Lifebuoy?
H : Hindi, pero kahawing nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng
taong ito.
C : Safeguard?
H : Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
C : Safe boy?
H : Hindi siya ‘boy’ at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
C : Si Mr. Clean!
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Q: What is the national Bird of the Philippines?
Clue: It’s name starts with the letter “M” (Maya).
A: Manok
Q: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito.
A: manok na pinirito.
Q: Hindi, mas maliit pa dyan.
A: Maggi chicken cube.

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Question. Why do couples hold hands during weddings

Answer. It is just a formality.
Like "2 boxer", they shakes hands before the fight begins

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Post  Xhavierah on Sat May 15, 2010 7:23 pm

hahaha nice one ang gaganda di c0h mapigel tawa ko LOL!
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 12:03 am

nice .ang ganda ng mga jokes..sana ganun ren skin..haha..!
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Post  kay-lanie on Mon May 17, 2010 12:12 am

I think The jokes are good even though I can't understand it lol
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 12:23 am

haha then try..
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Post  kay-lanie on Mon May 17, 2010 12:24 am

I already did
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 12:27 am

the google translator..?
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Post  kay-lanie on Mon May 17, 2010 12:33 am

yup
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 12:35 am

cool..y just u ask us..wre more smarter than the translator..haha!
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Post  ganda10101 on Mon May 17, 2010 11:54 am

SHARE NAMAN KAYO NG JOKES..

Razz

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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 12:12 pm

kaw maglagay ka..! Razz Razz
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Post  ganda10101 on Mon May 17, 2010 4:40 pm

Dear Ate Charo,

Nais kong ikwento sa inyo ang namagitan sa amin ng aking itay isang gabi.
Hindi ko kayang makalimutan kahit anong bahagi ng gabing iyon.
Malakas ang ulan noon. Katatapos ko pa lamang maligo at nakatapis pa lamang sa loob ng aking kuwarto.
Narinig ko si Itay na kumakatok sa aking pinto.
Nang sagutin ko ang pinto ay sinabi niya na kailangan daw naming magusap.
Pinapasok ko naman po siya dahil ama ko po siya.
Nagulat na lamang ako nang isarado at ikinandado ang pinto.
Hinawakan ni Itay ang braso ko.
Napasigaw ako, sabi ko “ITAY huwag, anak mo ako!”.
Ngunit hindi tumigil ang aking Itay. Ipinagpatuloy niya ang kanyang ginagawa.
Pumikit na lamang ako dahil sa ayaw kong makita ang mukha ng aking tatay sa kanyang ginagawa.
Naririnig ko si Inay na binubulabog ang pinto.
Sumisigaw na, “Hayop ka wag mong gawin yan sa anak mo.”
Ngunit wala pa rin.
Ipinaubaya ko na lamang ang sarili ko sa Diyos.
Pagkalagpas ng ilang oras ay natapos din ang aking Itay.
Nang humarap ako sa salamin ay nagulat ako sa aking nakita.
Magaling naman pala mag-make-up si Itay.
Noong gabi na iyon ay nagladlad ng kapa si Itay.
Bakla pala siya.
Natuwa ako at mahusay ang kanyang ginawa.
Naisip ko na matutuwa ang aking boyfriend dahil sa ganda ko.
Nagyakapan kami doon at nagiyakan. Masaya na kami ngayon at walang problema.

Yours truly, Berto




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e2 tinanung ko sa ateh ko..

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HUSBAND: luv, san ka pupunta?

WIFE: Maghahanap ng lalaki!

HUSBAND: Dalawahin muh ah! TIG-ISA TAU!

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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 4:45 pm

lol lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! natawa ac0h grabe..xD
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 4:57 pm

lol..astiig ahh..keep up na lang..!
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 5:34 pm

AMERICAN ENGLISH:

Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!

IN TAGALOG:

kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 6:44 pm

that came from txtbuff.com right?? Very Happy Very Happy lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 6:45 pm

ndi c0h alam kung anung site un eh..xD!
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 6:46 pm

astig..yun eh..ang daming jokes.dun eh..lhat meron..hehe!
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 6:49 pm

lol.. I'll browse it..
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 6:52 pm

haha..now u find it?
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 6:56 pm

yup..xD!!
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 7:00 pm

cool right.?banat jokes there is..!
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 7:06 pm

yup...
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Post  prolibag* on Mon May 17, 2010 7:11 pm

hehe..no ty?
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Post  Xhavierah on Mon May 17, 2010 7:11 pm

ohh I f0rg0t..xD TY! haha
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